Valentine's Advice for a Friend.
I wrote this in a response to a friend's question of what to do for her husband on Valentine's Day. She is eight months pregnant and he wants sex. She wants to know if sex is the answer, if he'll like it with a preggo woman, and if it'll improve his mood. Here's what I wrote...
Sex is always nice. Food is good too. Food and then sex would be best. Without kids. Leave the kids with someone else for the night. Surprise him by doing it on a diff day then Valentines. Make sure that you have the car that day (to pay bills, go grocery shopping, ect.).
Clean the house (just the places that he'll see, you don't have to make the place spotless), make it smell good (vanilla spray works for me). Put the thinnest, silkiest sheets that you have in the bed, satin and silk both work well.
Now clean you. Take a long hot shower and clean yourself thouroughly. Then take a long hot bath and luxuriate. Use the vanilla bath beads, salts, and anything else that you have as long as it has the same scent.
Put your hair up in a simple way that leaves your face open and is easy to let loose. Leave wisps of hair framing your face, wisps are good.
Wear something sheer and thin. Something long that covers you completely but hints at everything. I prefer a long silk or satin nightgown, with the jacket part. You should use one in his fav color, as long as it compliments your coloring.
Put on low music, something slow and romantic, preferably without words. Use candles instead of electric lights, but make it bright so that he can see how good you look. Make sure that you have everything lit before he gets in so that he doesn't wait while you light them. (you might want to have someone pick him up or send him on an errand. I'd have someone else pick him up).
Make his favorite dinner that is snack-like and can be reheated. Finger food is best, like the nuggets from Chick-Fil-A. Something that doesn't weigh him down or make him feel bloated. No Italian food! Do not let him talk about work. Talk to him about something that he loves and is passionate about. Subtly guide the conversation towards something at least slightly romantic. Vacations, new sheets, how good he looks with a beard, etc. Let him do most of the talking. This is his night. Be the attentive listener.
You are very pregnant, but sex can still be fun. Strip him butt nekkid. Give him a lite massage, just gently stroking him. Use massage oil, preferably one that heats up. Do not take off the nightgown. He will take it off for you when he is ready to. (do take off any jacket piece that you may be wearing). Do not talk during your first bout of sex. Gently shush him if he tries to start up a conversation. Groans of pleasure, giggles, and gasps for air are all exceptable.
Start on his lower legs (his feet are too ticklish) and work your way up. Start on his backside and work your way around to his front. Save THAT part for last. Make sure that you get everything, including his face and sides. Try not to tickle him!!
Use your nails, your knuckles, you finger tips and your palms. Use long smooth strokes. Kiss him every now and then near the area that you are massaging.
When you get THERE, use your nails more. Lite ticklish strokes on the insides of the thighs, lower stomach, testes, and base. Use your breath. Hot breath on the testes.
I do not know your feelings on oral sex. If you have objections to oral sex then please skip the next part!
Flick your tongue out, lite quick licks to his testes, his base, and shaft. Combine this with the hot breaths and tickling. Tease him. Do not touch the head, save that for last. Slowly increase the use of your mouth. Add kisses to the flicking tongue, mix in longer licks. Work your way up and down his shaft. Lick his testes. When it seems that he cannot stand it anymore put him in your mouth. Fit as much of him in as possible without straining yourself or gagging. Pull him out, lightly dragging your teeth along his shaft and head. BE GENTLE!!! Combine the hot breaths, tickling, kissing and licking with increasingly more full mouth sucking. DO NOT LET HIM PEAK! When it seems that he is on the verge of peaking stop! Go back to the massage.
Bring him as close to peaking as you can. Back off and massage him some more. Do this at least once. Most men cannot handle more than two or three times. When he is good and ready, lower yourself onto him. This part will be a little difficult as you because of the pregnacy.
Ride him using long slow strokes. Mix in a couple of quick thrust every now and then. When you get tired climb off. Lay next to him and stroke his chest. Kiss him. Get your strength back.
When you're ready roll onto your side with your back facing him. Have him enter you from behind (spooning with penetration). This is the easiest position to have sex while pregnant. He should finish here if he's lasted this long. If he does peak before this, it's perfectly o.k. It just means that you are doing a good job.
Once he is done, cuddle up to him and start up the massage and kisses again. Make sure to tell him that you love him. Do not wish him a happy Valentine's day. You did this because you love him, not because you were required to for a holiday. You can wish him a happy Valentine's day tomorrow morning.
Depending on his level of fitness, stamina, and length of time since his last encounter, you may get two to three experiences with him. Don't rush things and give him plenty of time to recover between bouts of passionate love making. Have him take a bath using your stink good bath stuff. Let him soak for a while.
Sex is always nice. Food is good too. Food and then sex would be best. Without kids. Leave the kids with someone else for the night. Surprise him by doing it on a diff day then Valentines. Make sure that you have the car that day (to pay bills, go grocery shopping, ect.).
Clean the house (just the places that he'll see, you don't have to make the place spotless), make it smell good (vanilla spray works for me). Put the thinnest, silkiest sheets that you have in the bed, satin and silk both work well.
Now clean you. Take a long hot shower and clean yourself thouroughly. Then take a long hot bath and luxuriate. Use the vanilla bath beads, salts, and anything else that you have as long as it has the same scent.
Put your hair up in a simple way that leaves your face open and is easy to let loose. Leave wisps of hair framing your face, wisps are good.
Wear something sheer and thin. Something long that covers you completely but hints at everything. I prefer a long silk or satin nightgown, with the jacket part. You should use one in his fav color, as long as it compliments your coloring.
Put on low music, something slow and romantic, preferably without words. Use candles instead of electric lights, but make it bright so that he can see how good you look. Make sure that you have everything lit before he gets in so that he doesn't wait while you light them. (you might want to have someone pick him up or send him on an errand. I'd have someone else pick him up).
Make his favorite dinner that is snack-like and can be reheated. Finger food is best, like the nuggets from Chick-Fil-A. Something that doesn't weigh him down or make him feel bloated. No Italian food! Do not let him talk about work. Talk to him about something that he loves and is passionate about. Subtly guide the conversation towards something at least slightly romantic. Vacations, new sheets, how good he looks with a beard, etc. Let him do most of the talking. This is his night. Be the attentive listener.
You are very pregnant, but sex can still be fun. Strip him butt nekkid. Give him a lite massage, just gently stroking him. Use massage oil, preferably one that heats up. Do not take off the nightgown. He will take it off for you when he is ready to. (do take off any jacket piece that you may be wearing). Do not talk during your first bout of sex. Gently shush him if he tries to start up a conversation. Groans of pleasure, giggles, and gasps for air are all exceptable.
Start on his lower legs (his feet are too ticklish) and work your way up. Start on his backside and work your way around to his front. Save THAT part for last. Make sure that you get everything, including his face and sides. Try not to tickle him!!
Use your nails, your knuckles, you finger tips and your palms. Use long smooth strokes. Kiss him every now and then near the area that you are massaging.
When you get THERE, use your nails more. Lite ticklish strokes on the insides of the thighs, lower stomach, testes, and base. Use your breath. Hot breath on the testes.
I do not know your feelings on oral sex. If you have objections to oral sex then please skip the next part!
Flick your tongue out, lite quick licks to his testes, his base, and shaft. Combine this with the hot breaths and tickling. Tease him. Do not touch the head, save that for last. Slowly increase the use of your mouth. Add kisses to the flicking tongue, mix in longer licks. Work your way up and down his shaft. Lick his testes. When it seems that he cannot stand it anymore put him in your mouth. Fit as much of him in as possible without straining yourself or gagging. Pull him out, lightly dragging your teeth along his shaft and head. BE GENTLE!!! Combine the hot breaths, tickling, kissing and licking with increasingly more full mouth sucking. DO NOT LET HIM PEAK! When it seems that he is on the verge of peaking stop! Go back to the massage.
Bring him as close to peaking as you can. Back off and massage him some more. Do this at least once. Most men cannot handle more than two or three times. When he is good and ready, lower yourself onto him. This part will be a little difficult as you because of the pregnacy.
Ride him using long slow strokes. Mix in a couple of quick thrust every now and then. When you get tired climb off. Lay next to him and stroke his chest. Kiss him. Get your strength back.
When you're ready roll onto your side with your back facing him. Have him enter you from behind (spooning with penetration). This is the easiest position to have sex while pregnant. He should finish here if he's lasted this long. If he does peak before this, it's perfectly o.k. It just means that you are doing a good job.
Once he is done, cuddle up to him and start up the massage and kisses again. Make sure to tell him that you love him. Do not wish him a happy Valentine's day. You did this because you love him, not because you were required to for a holiday. You can wish him a happy Valentine's day tomorrow morning.
Depending on his level of fitness, stamina, and length of time since his last encounter, you may get two to three experiences with him. Don't rush things and give him plenty of time to recover between bouts of passionate love making. Have him take a bath using your stink good bath stuff. Let him soak for a while.
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